OUR IDIOT SONS ARE BETTER THAN THEIR IDIOT SONS

Consider this.

I’ve always been intrigued by Ted Kennedy, but for different reasons than you might expect. Here we have the classic screw-up/third-in-the-line-of succession-so-nothing-I-do-matters sibling saga. While Jack and Bobby took the weight, Teddy partied hearty. Then fate and two bullets moved TK into pole position. Now, the screw-up had to carry the full dynastic burden/the hopes of a grieving nation blah blah/the legacy of so-called American royalty/the very real somebody’s-gotta-shoulder-his-bros’-liberal-legacy. And to just about everyone’s surprise (including his family’s) TK rose to the occasion. Sure, there were stumbles – it’s common knowledge that he’s a functional drunk, and there was that little matter of a Volkswagen that didn’t float a few decades ago. But for the most part, he’s done the do.

The same cannot be said for the Idiot Son sitting in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. He couldn’t pull off being a functional drunk, so Jesus had to hold his hand. He couldn’t get away with partying and womanizing, so he cleaves to this snippy, mousy schoolteacher for all she’s worth. Out of all the things that the high office of the President gets slinged-and-arrowed by…this guy takes it personal that a chimpanzee might be his distant cousin. His family cannot be proud – in fact, they must be looking on in horror as their viperous, venal ‘public service’ is being systematically undone by every ignorant, embarrassing clumsy move he makes.











Their Idiot Son requires God’s counsel…ours was born with The Juice, and that mojo is still workin’.

LINK:THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER?

UPDATE: THE TORCH IS PASSED...

Associated Press
Update 20: Rep. Patrick Kennedy to Enter Drug Rehab
By ANDREW MIGA , 05.05.2006, 07:33 PM

Rep. Patrick Kennedy said Friday he was entering treatment for addiction to prescription pain drugs after a middle-of-the-night car crash near the Capitol that he said he had no memory of. "That's not how I want to live my life," he declared.

Kennedy, D-R.I., the son of Massachusetts Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, said he would seek immediate treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn..

NP: Creedence/”Fortunate Son”

PEEVE DE JOUR: it’s May 4th…the most DEVO day of all. btw - TK put us all up when we came to Washy Dee Cee after the shootings - can you imagine President Pinhead doing this?

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