TOP YO SEFF
(from a running gag between me and DLS a/k/a Baby Cakes a/k/a The Girl)
"Suicide Hot Line...how may we help you"
"hi. you know, i can never remember...is it across the wrist if you're serious, and lengthwise it's just a cry for help?"
"A common confusion - we have a slogan to help with this...'Across The Wrist - You Have Missed. Lengthwise - You Dies'. That should help. Tho we always recommend The Ledge: works everytime and it's the city that has to clean up the mess."
"gee...thanks. hey, i think i've come up with a new way - i'm sitting in a gas station in a rough part of town, waiting to see if i'll be mugged or carjacked."
"Ooh...very original! Let us know how it works out, okay?, and maybe we'll add it to our Methods Of list."
"sure. i'm also sitting across from one of those billboards for Ohio vanity license plates...the one that looks like
www.oplates.com
"...but there's a power line cutting across the 'L', so it looks like
www.opiates.com
"i wonder if that's a hint...or a sign? oh, silly me...of course-"
"Of course, it's a sign ! very funny!"
"well, thanks for your help. good night."
"Glad to help out....it's what we're here for. remember 'bout The Ledge."
"right. bye."
"Bye"
NP: "Express Yourself"/Charles Wright & The Watts 103rd St. Rhythm Band
PEEVE DE JOUR: here we fuckin' go again...
JOIE DE JOUR: Another staging of "Storm Stories" in Las Vegas on November 8th!
GOTH-TUME DE JOUR:
ROSATI'S FLAVOR OF THE DAY: (Oct. 3rd)
Bordeaux Cherie
(Bordeaux cherries & chocolate chips in vanilla custard)
PROBABLY MY FAV!
[12 days 'til my Rosati's - the one in Northfield Center - closes for the season. drat, damn & blast.]
cb...where are you?
"Suicide Hot Line...how may we help you"
"hi. you know, i can never remember...is it across the wrist if you're serious, and lengthwise it's just a cry for help?"
"A common confusion - we have a slogan to help with this...'Across The Wrist - You Have Missed. Lengthwise - You Dies'. That should help. Tho we always recommend The Ledge: works everytime and it's the city that has to clean up the mess."
"gee...thanks. hey, i think i've come up with a new way - i'm sitting in a gas station in a rough part of town, waiting to see if i'll be mugged or carjacked."
"Ooh...very original! Let us know how it works out, okay?, and maybe we'll add it to our Methods Of list."
"sure. i'm also sitting across from one of those billboards for Ohio vanity license plates...the one that looks like
www.oplates.com
"...but there's a power line cutting across the 'L', so it looks like
www.opiates.com
"i wonder if that's a hint...or a sign? oh, silly me...of course-"
"Of course, it's a sign ! very funny!"
"well, thanks for your help. good night."
"Glad to help out....it's what we're here for. remember 'bout The Ledge."
"right. bye."
"Bye"
NP: "Express Yourself"/Charles Wright & The Watts 103rd St. Rhythm Band
PEEVE DE JOUR: here we fuckin' go again...
JOIE DE JOUR: Another staging of "Storm Stories" in Las Vegas on November 8th!
GOTH-TUME DE JOUR:
ROSATI'S FLAVOR OF THE DAY: (Oct. 3rd)
Bordeaux Cherie
(Bordeaux cherries & chocolate chips in vanilla custard)
PROBABLY MY FAV!
[12 days 'til my Rosati's - the one in Northfield Center - closes for the season. drat, damn & blast.]
cb...where are you?
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posted by CBeezwax at 1:34 AM
3 Comments:
Here's the ever-useful internet PSA:
"Remember kids, make it count: it's down the road, not across the street!"
xoxo
oh! i just noticed that i actually have that goth-tume in my closet! [wig and pom-poms included.] one of my first "store-bought" costumes in more than a decade...purchased for Halloween 2000 when i had other things on my mind instead of sitting at a sewing machine.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
cb
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